Fanfiction Writing Laws Passed Here

Some rants are inspired by a cliche you've seen one time too often, leading you to beg fandom to show a little imagination. Others are kicked off by factual mistakes (the writer thought the prostate was where?).

But when you're insisting that a certain scenario Should Never Ever Be Written Again, you've crossed into Fanfiction Writing Laws Passed Here territory. Expect to be mocked.